Random thoughts on the Ryan VP Pick
- When Sarah Palin heard an attractive 40-something conservative from the North was Mitt's choice, she went on a shopping spree at Macy's. When she heard it was Paul Ryan, she went shopping for another reality show.
- I absolutely LOVE watching people try to pronounce Norfolk in a way that doesn't offend the locals, but also doesn't offend people who might hear NorF**K. It's a delicate balancing act, and Rep. Ryan pulled it off better than Gov. Romney.
- I'm grateful than Mitt and Paul must have been wearing Florsheims. Tens of thousands of Democrats were praying they'd fall down those steel stairs on the USS Wisconsin.
- Speaking of Wisconsin, I like the way Ryan pronounces the name of his home state. It's reminiscent of Chris Farley's accent. Don't underestimate the SNL nostalgia vote!
- Is widow's peak reduction surgery covered under ObamaCare? I'm not asking for any particular reason.
- A liberal female friend of mine said that "Paul Ryan's eyes are dreamy!" She added he must be dreaming of pushing seniors off a cliff.
- Remember in 1992 when Bill Clinton used the line about working hard and playing by the rules? Ryan used that line today, and it made me nostalgic for the Clinton era. Amazing how Obama makes Clinton sound like Barry Goldwater.
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